The best day of 2016

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Nothing that happens the rest of 2016 is going to top today. Happy 16th Birthday to the best dog ever.
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One of the all time greatest badass motherfuckers of all time. Master fencer, dracula, Shaolin Kung Fu Werewolf Grandmaster, a australian bushranger who will fight his last stand wearing a homemade suit of armor. Arctic explorer, adventurer, scientist, bare-knuckle boxer. Test pilot. Vampire hunter. Field biologist. Wrestles deadly animals. 18th century scottish sailor. Spends his days exploring dangerous territory and stealing treasure. Drinks a bottle of beer like any man. The father of all ninjas. Samurai. Gun slinger who at one point or another held every badass occupation in the Old West. professional gambler, soldier, ranger, mercenary, gunfighter, marshal, and saloon owner. Honorable and well-liked, Awesome swimmer. Can outrun wild fucking deer. Beat the shitty hand that circumstance had dealt him and became a superstar, merchant sailor, oilfield laborer, carnival barker, lumberjack, errand boy for a brothel. Bad ass old school wrecking ball of awesomeness.*

 

 

*special credit to Ben Thompson who writes of badassness far better then I ever could and from whoms writings much of this tribute is borrowed.